blog #4

We have been very busy over the past couple of days. The weekend was also nice, so I will start with that.

Best news ever, Duck’s school has finally found us an apartment. Conveniently located, in the heart of the red light district. The only difference between our district and a district in Amsterdam is their body’s are not on display, only their eyes. Let me explain, the whole front of these buildings are glass windows. But they are translucent, except for a small strip about waist high, that all the girls look threw. Getting it? So if someone were to leave our humble abode after night fall. They would have about 80 pairs of eyes on them at any given moment, because our whole block is encompassed by these types of establishments.

Enough about the whores, our apartment is very nice and cozy. Duck’s school even had a 2,500,000\ (2,500$) fund for our apartment. It was a nice start for our apartment, we got; bed, wardrobe, dryer, TV, converter, drawers, night stand, rice cooker, vacuum, sheets, pillows, pots, pans, and table with chairs in the most delightful green coloring. All of our furniture is fake dark mahogany, with a white face. I know, we should have chosen a more attractive set, but it was free so I am not complaining.